rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

(via chipdips)


notkatniss:

all clothes should be like $1

(via chipdips)


american-mouth-flightless-bird:

"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.

(via chipdips)


jetbag:

hey are you bacon bc i wanna see you strip

(via brow)


(via nuance)


17yr:

whats it like to be hot enough that people take ur picture when ur in public without u knowing

(via disagreed)


roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via departured)


nighthooker:

nighthooker:

tumbler give away! I bought this gum a few days ago bcuz like why not it was new and it fucking sucks it tastes like shit I’m giving it away. please take it

also giving away the green one too that one sucks

(via caseyanthonyofficial)


(via encourage)


notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(via kingsleyyy)


stability:

Why are girls clothes so expensive what the fuck

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


i just need to get my shit together
me in 2009/2012/this time last year/a minute ago/next year probably (via guy)

(via caskettfreak25)



my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)


crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

image

(via succeeding)