(via blissless)

(via brow)

(via recharges)

(via geniusly)


i eat so much junk food and immediately regret it after i finish it

(via encourage)


shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is

(via unescapable)


hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

(via heliolisk)


I hate when boys say “let’s chill”
What the fuck is chill? I’m a grown ass woman I don’t chill. You buying me dinner? I like steak.

(via thelazykorean)


I envy literally everyone who is talented at anything

(via fake-mermaid)


just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW

(via metalhearted)

(via p0urtoujours)

guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)


When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree


(via succeeding)